Mr. T 2008!!

That's right!! Mr. T 2008! If he's not running in 2008 I'm penciling him in! Mr. T would be the best president this country has ever had. He should form his own political party, the "T" Party. As many of you know Mr. T has his own show now, it's very inspirational and motivational while at the same time witty and fun to watch. It's called "I Pity the Fool", it involves Mr. T finding people in need of a strong leader who will give them motivational support. Through his teachings and support Mr. T brings these people together and shows them how they can enrich their lives by instituting a set of moral values for them to follow. While Mr. T himself is a devout Christian and cancer survivor he doesn't force his beliefs on people, he only tells them how Trusts, Loyalty, Leadership, Motivation, hard work, and a little Tenacity can bring fulfillment in their daily lives.

So why would Mr. T be a great president? Honestly because this country needs someone like him to run it. Someone who could careless about corporations and their sponsorship, someone who knows what it's like to be poor, someone who knows what it's like to be in the military and someone who has been to the bottom and pulled themselves all the way out. Mr. T may not be the most intelligent or the most educated person, but if we look at our current president that doesn't seem to be a prerequesit for the job. Mr. T grew up poor with several siblings in a small suburb outside Chicago, he holds his family (especially his Mother) more dear to his heart than anything else. He even wrote a song about how important it is to respect your mother and family in the 80's, this was no small feat for someone so incredibly tone deaf and lacking of any musical talent. After high school he was awarded a football scholarship at Prarie Veiw A&M, but he got thrown out after he had an altercation with his coach. He then joined the Military Police and had a 3 year stint in the US Army. Afterwards in order to make ends meet he got a job as a Bouncer at a prominent club in Chicago, when he threw people out for being malcontent he would often challenge them to try to get past him if they were wearing gold. If they couldn't he kept their gold. The Gold chains became his signature throughout his acting career. Meeting Syllvester Stallone in 1981 he was cast as Clubber Lange in the blockbuster Rocky 2. He later found fame in the "A Team" an action sitcom where he and a group of 3 other Military veterans would help those in need with some militia style rampages. After the A Team was canceled he joined Hulk Hogan in the WWF and wrestled tag team style for a number of years until he contracted cancer in 1995. By 1998 after intense treayments with Chemotherapy and other medications and coming close to death Mr. T battled his cancer into remission. He now speaks out against corporate corruption, poverty, and general inequality among the classes. In 2005 he gave up his gold after watching the plight of Hurricane Katrina victims. The proceeds went to funding food, shelter, and clothing for the victims.

So if you are like me and ready for a change from a political asshole to a straight up guy who doesn't put up with crap, while at the same time won't concede to corporate corruption Vote Mr. T for President 2008.